All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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