Dual....:-)
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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