You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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