I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
