I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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