Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
worst night to have a conscience
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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