you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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