I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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