A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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