I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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