If i come over, it means nothing
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think i have herpe
just one?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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