thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize
