I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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