Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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