And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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