living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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