I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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