i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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