matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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