think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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