Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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