hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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