I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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