Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
