I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
do nipples grow back?
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