ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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