Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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