Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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