Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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