Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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