dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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