belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
