Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Randomize
