normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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