what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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