i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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