i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Do plants get herpes?
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