Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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