? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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