I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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