I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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