ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i would one night stand the shit outta him
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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