I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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