People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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