Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
