kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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