is wine microwaveable?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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