Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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