Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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