I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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