like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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