just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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